Randomness Blog

Let’s be honest, anything etched in stone is probably a little outdated. Not to mention, while we’ve rid society of many vices in the past few centuries (i.e. slavery), we could probably use more than a mere 10 to live by. Every man needs a code; these 20 items are non-negotiable.1. Standard casual golf rules should include one mulligan per 9 holes, not 18.2. Don’t borrow a friend’s roll-on deodorant. Electric razors are subject to personal boundaries.3. There are only a few activities worth waking up for prior to 7:30 AM. None of them require you to leave your house.4. The Happiest Meal on the McDonalds menu is actually the McSkillet Burrito. Unless you’re in the 7 and under age bracket, refrain from ordering a Happy Meal.5. If you don’t offer delivery food outside of a 3 mile radius, don’t put “Delivery” on your menu.6. Everything West of I-435 and within the Kansas border is completely irrelevant to mainstream America, but Kansas City is actually pretty sweet.7. NWO 4 Life.8. Rock, paper, scissors (2 out of 3) is grounds to circumvent any litigation, assuming all parties have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.9. Books on tape are made for solo car trips. No exceptions.10. 5 extra gratuity (on top of standard tip) can be added for an attractive service industry worker, anything more is too bold. Continue Reading »

Comments Off